February 26, 2008

Los Mojados

We met our excited guide Daniel on Wednesday afternoon and within minutes his charm and knowledge convinced us that we were totally game for a Thursday 6am departure to Parque Ucumari and an intense eight hour uphill hike from 1850m to our campsite at La Laguna de Otun at 4000m in Parque Nacional Los Nevados. After two relaxed months in Colombia we were psyched to gather our gear and venture out into nature. Little did we know that the goddess had different plans for us.

By 8am when we commenced our hike from La Cedral the rain had already started to trickle. GoreTex, ponchos, fast drying synthetic fibers, SmartWool - we were two well prepared hikers intent on staying dry. Within the hour we were two soaked hikers with very expensive gear. The previous day when Daniel explained that we would walk along a river basin, a cuenca, I assumed we would walk along side it not actually through it. As the rain pounded us we had to make our way up the rocky river basin as ankle deep water gushed down. Breaks in the water only meant we had to deal with slippery rocks protruding from the ground and messy mud banks.

For over an hour I gingerly stepped from one slightly emerged rock to another diligently determined to avoid wetting my feet. Catherine and Daniel trekked 20m in front of me and I attributed their speed to their longer strides and lean fit frames. I lumbered on until Catherine turned around to wait for me and noticed my deliberate steps.

"Are your shoes still dry?" with an intended hint of disdain.

I proudly responded, "Yes, indeed they are."

"You must be kidding me! We do not have time for dry feet! Pick up the pace!"

Within minutes I reluctantly dipped my feet in the gushing stream of cold water. Soon after mud. My pace improved but my morale was never quite the same.


After two hours of walking we reached a river too high to cross on foot. A week´s worth of persistent rain swelled the river and mightily washed away the footbridge. Luckily, Daniel's (girl)friend Ana was trailing us on horseback and we were able to cross the river one at a time on the poor horse. After our river crossing and with the rain still pounding us, Daniel suggested that the conditions were not in our favor and that we should consider alternative options because he did not think that we would make it to the laguna. It was already 10:30am and he anticipated another eight to nine hours of uphill hiking at our precarious pace. He suggested that we stay at the Pastora which we had just reached and that he would hike up to the laguna to meet up with Ana who was on horseback.


Insistent on making it, Catherine firmly instructed me to pick up the pace and she practically started sprinting up the cuenca. She suspected that Daniel wanted to ditch us to have a romantic rendezvous with Ana at the laguna. I was not happy about a change of plans either, but I seriously doubted that he was conjuring sexy ideas for a night at 4 Celsius at 4000m. Nonetheless, I found myself feebly explaining to Daniel that we would hike on and then foolishly trying to keep Catherine's alpha pace uphill.

"Come on Joc, faster!"

Unfortunately, within 30 minutes I knew that I would not make it to the laguna. I was beat and we still had 8 hours to go. Uphill. Wet. Cold.

"Pick up the pace!"

As Catherine scolded my slowness I reticently refrained knowing that she too would succumb to fatigue and the elements. Catherine is a kick ass hiker in tremendous shape but the conditions were totally demoralizing.

"Joc, I think we'll have to admit that we won't get to the laguna."

"Really? You're probably right," I innocently countered.

Luckily, Daniel suggested his most promising idea: we would hike another 5 hours uphill to a finca owned by local farmers he knew, stay the night, and in the morning we would get up at 5am and hike the final 2 hours uphill to the laguna. All on board, we trekked on.

Those 5 hours kicked our ass. The last 800m alone took us 30 minutes as we labored through steep and slippery mounds of mud. Each step uphill exposed us to the chilly cold of higher elevation. I am surprised I did not break down in tears of defeat because my body ached immensely. I lost circulation in my hands and when we finally made it to the finca, Botero would have appreciated the pudgy red stubs on my hands.


Laura and Juan Camilo, 5 year old twin ambassadors of the finca family greeted us with huge smiles and curious delight. We quickly peeled off the soaked gear and layered on every other piece of clothing we packed. Immediately we were graciously offered aguapanela (a hot water drink flavored with a type of molasses), homemade cheese (which they made on the farm each day and sold at the market in town), coffee and much desire seating next to the stove that doubles as the family heater.


Amidst the poverty and simplicity of the finca, the family's warmth and love towards one another was obvious. We shared stories about the US, Colombia, life in the city, life on a farm. In keeping with finca routine we were all in bed by 7pm.

Sans discussion, we all clearly understood that there would be no 5am walk to the laguna.

We awoke to gorgeous blue skies that revealed beautifully lush green mountains around us.


The blue sky debut was short lived. After a joyful morning of kid games with Juan Camilo and Laura, we started our 10am return hike in down pour mightier than the previous day. Our pained bodies did not make it down until 5pm. The only true motivation was the warm shower and warm bed awaiting us in the hotel.

Unfortunate for us, rainy season has arrived.

More pictures at -

Medellin: http://juicycat.smugmug.com/gallery/4412998_i5GWw#259253579

Parque Ucumari: http://juicycat.smugmug.com/gallery/4413116_frWpA#259258407

Salento: http://juicycat.smugmug.com/gallery/4417463_ybYrc#259543902

El Mercado de Silvia: http://juicycat.smugmug.com/gallery/4417589_MK5Uq#259550410

February 15, 2008

What is the root out of here?


Again, we invaded the Rees family. A month after our initial departure we showed up with a pack of dirty clothes and major tooth problems.

In mid December when we first arrived in Bogota, Catherine visited a dentist that filled a cavity that had caused her persistent pain for weeks. Unfortunately, two months later the pain had returned with even more intensity. Efrain and Carl left early Friday morning on 2/8 and hence started our week long affair with Drs. Gamboa and Vera. On Friday afternoon they both confirmed that a root canal was needed and one was scheduled for Monday afternoon.

Our possible one night at Liz and Matt's quickly became a minimum of four nights.

On Monday afternoon, Dr. Vera started the root canal with a clamp, a clockwork orange mouth opening contraption, and a dental dam. All officially necessary equipment. I was allowed to sit through the procedure that after an hour went painfully awry. Catherine had an unexpected shooting pain in her head and a stressed out Dr. Vera postponed the rest of the procedure until Wednesday.

Now, at least six nights.

Tuesday we took a dental break and wondered if dentists had worked on the wrong molar. Wednesday we returned for a smooth end to the root canal after "confirmation" that they had in fact worked on the correct molar. Wednesday night while having an chunk of one of my molars fell off. The dental fun was not to be monopolized by Catherine.

Seven nights.

Thursday, Dr. Gamboa sealed up Catherine's root canal and fixed my newly discovered cavity. Lots of time but less than $300 later our dental problems were gone. Within 24 hours we finally bid farewell to the Rees family and Bogota.

Unfortunately, molar pain for a certain patient continues and we anticipate that in fact the wrong molar was treated to a root canal.

February 9, 2008

Top Models Hit Colombia

Giddy up.


Group shot.


Chango!


Spelunking.


Top Model Carl.


El Paseo del Angel.


Parque 93.


Villa de Leyva.


The Village Boys.


Bogota was not prepared for two old-soul NYC queens. Catherine and I were hardly prepared.

We found a sweet deal for accommodations - a modern apartment with ample space and amenities within walking distance to La Candelaria and shops. Satisfied? It took prodding to admit satisfaction.

The boys arrived, freshened up, and off we were. Karaoke at Brokeback Mountain found us in a shady gay neighborhood and with singing setups we were unaccustomed to. We (well, actually Carl) managed a rendition of "Like a Bird" that quickly cleared the bar.

We visited some other late night establishments that proved victorious over our simpleton East Coast sensibilities. Naughty "dancers" and even naughtier Colombians of the fluid persuasion sent us home in the wee hours yearning for domesticity.

We climbed a "mountain" on Sunday with throngs of Colombians making it up to church service at Montserrat. We were enthused about a Sunday evening outing (since we crashed by 8pm on Saturday) but Bogota´s throngs of youthful revelers apparently rest with the lord. Proud products of globalization, we watched the Super Bowl while downing beers and burgers. Carl was unamused.

Villa de Leyva found the boys rappelling into caves, getting their shoes dirty with a little spelunking, climbing trees, riding horses (in fabulous clothing choices), and swimming chango in piercing blue waters. Efrain I knew had it in him, but Carl surprised us. We still don´t know if it was the Monty emerging or a desire to take the best photo.

We are now ready for the next visitors.

Check out more pictures at: http://www.juicycat.smugmug.com/gallery/4331846_vMCLY#254083037